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Tunnel Vision

How it works

Everything You Get

Six channels, one system, all of them working for your wash at the same time.

What the build includes

Nobody else does this

Fleet acquisition

I go land corporate accounts on your behalf.

  • Prospecting and outreach
  • Pricing and rate card
  • Contract handoff to you

New website

Built and hosted, tuned for one job: selling memberships.

  • Under 60 seconds to buy
  • Three taps on a phone
  • Hosting included

Missed-call text-back

Someone calls, nobody can pick up, they get a text anyway.

  • Fires in 8 seconds, automatically
  • Works nights, weekends, rush hour
  • The caller stays yours, not the wash down the road's

CRM buildout

The automation layer that catches what people miss.

  • Two-way SMS from your own number
  • Review engine and cancel-save
  • Failed-payment recovery, membership funnel

Google Business Profile

Rebuilt so you show up when somebody searches near you.

  • Categories, hours, photos
  • Review replies
  • Scored against your comps

Ongoing local marketing

Campaigns that run every month, not once at launch.

  • Seasonal and weather offers
  • Win-backs and referrals
  • Ad spend billed at cost

Timeline

Live in 14 days. Your site is up in the first three.

Week 1Week 2
  1. Website live
  2. Google and funnel
  3. Automations
  4. Launch
Days 1–3

Website live

  • Kickoff and baseline recorded
  • Domain, hosting, site built
  • Live and tested on a real phone
Days 3–7

Google and funnel

  • Google listing torn down and redone
  • Membership funnel wired up
  • First review requests going out
Days 7–11

Automations

  • All six automations switched on
  • Built highest return first
  • Fires on its own from here on
Days 11–14

Launch

  • Greeter script and staff training
  • Entrance QR, first campaign live
  • Baseline report delivered

Monthly reporting

Your Report Fits on One Page

You get it on the same day every month, and it takes about ninety seconds to read.

Monthly Report

Your wash · month ending

Example — figures illustrative

Net new members

0

vs 41 last month

Gross new signups

0

25 cancelled

Cancellations and churn

0.0%

25 of 812 members

Cost per acquired member

$0

Ad spend ÷ net new

Membership revenue vs last month

$0

+8.4%

Fleet accounts landed

0

$1,840 / month contracted

That’s the whole report. No impressions. No reach. No engagement. If those six don’t move, I’ll tell you plainly and tell you what I’m changing.

It Starts With a Thirty-Minute Call

Before any of it starts, we talk through your wash and whether this build is even worth doing. If it isn't, I'll say so on the call.

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